 This
guy who owns a parrot is getting married. On the morning of the wedding
he tells the parrot when that when he comes home with his new wife
he doesn't want him to keep staring at them and to give them some
privacy for their first few days as newly weds. 'I'll break your neck
if you so much as look at us with one eye' he tells the parrot, who
agrees somewhat reluctantly. The happy couple return from the Church
and finish packing their suitcase ready for the honeymoon. Stuffed
to the brim they can't get the case shut, 'you get on top, the man
tells his wife. After much heaving and grunting, it doesn't close.
'You go on top now dear' she says, but still after more heaving and
grunting it still doesn't close. 'I know' says the man 'we'll both
sit on it'. The parrot immediately turns around and says 'broken neck
or no broken neck, I have got to see this!' |