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"Dr. Dr.
I keep thinking I知 a bird"
"Well perch yourself over there and I値l tweet you in a minute!" |
"Dr. Dr.
I feel like a pack of cards"
"Sit down and I値l deal with you later" |
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"Dr. Dr.
I feel like a pair of curtains"
"Well pull yourself together then" |
"Dr. Dr.
I keep thinking I知 a puppy"
"Lie on the couch and I値l have a look at you" "But I知 not allowed on the couch" |
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"Dr. Dr.
I keep thinking I知 invisible"
"Who said that?" |
"Dr. Dr.
I keep seeing pink cats with three ears, before my eyes"
"Have you seen a doctor before?" "No, just these pink cats with three ears" |
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"Dr. Dr.
my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?"
"Use a pencil 奏ill I get there" |
"Dr. Dr.
I keep thinking there is two of me"
"One at a time please" |
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"Dr. Dr.
a crab has just bitten my toe"
"Which one?" "I don稚 know, all crabs look a like to me" |
"Dr. Dr.
I致e lost my memory!"
"When did this happen?" "When did what happen?" |
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