Christmas Jokes Riddles and Tales



There is this guy spreading elephant powder in his New York garden. His neighbour looks over and asks "What are you doing Eric?" Eric looks up and says "Why I’m spreading Elephant powder on my garden". Confused, his neighbour tells him "there are no elephants around here Eric". "I know", says Eric, "It must be good stuff then!"
What's Santa's favourite song?
What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
"What’s pink and wrinkly and hangs out your grandpa’s trousers?"
Why did the man take his pencil to bed?
Why do tall people get up late?

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