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Fisherman's Friend:
This guy was a passionate fishermen, and would always spend the weekend at the waterside regardless of the weather. One Sunday he headed off to the riverside as usual. However, it was freezing cold and pouring with rain and, uncharacteristically, he decided to go home. When he got home, he noticed his wife was still in bed, so he made a cup of coffee for the two of them, went up to the bedroom and said, 'Hello darling. I've made some coffee. It's really dreadful out there, freezing cold and lashing with rain'. 'Yeah', she said sleepily, 'and that stupid husband of mine went fishing anyway!'
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