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Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Amos"
"Amos who?"
"A mosquito"
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Anna"
"Anna who?"
"Another mosquito"
 
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Luke"
"Luke who?"
"Luke through the key hole and you'll see"
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Wilma"
"Wilma who?"
"Wilma supper be ready soon?"
 
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Ivor"
"Ivor who"
"Ivor you open the door or I'll climb through the window"
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Ken"
"Ken who?"
"Ken I come in?"
 
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Isabelle"
"Isabelle Who?"
"Isabelle necessary on a bike?"
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Alison"
"Alison Who?"
"Alison to de reggae music"
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Lettuce"
"Lettuce Who?"
"Lettuce in it's raining outside"
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Egbut"
"Egbut who?"
"Egbut no bacon"
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