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"Dr. Dr. I keep thinking I'm
a bird"
"Well perch yourself over there and I'll tweet you in a minute!" |
"Dr. Dr. I feel like a pack
of cards"
"Sit down and I'll deal with you later" |
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"Dr. Dr. I feel like a pair
of curtains"
"Well pull yourself together then" |
"Dr. Dr. I keep thinking I'm
a puppy"
"Lie on the couch and I'll have a look at you" "But I'm not allowed on the couch" |
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"Dr. Dr. I keep thinking I'm
invisible"
"Who said that?" |
"Dr. Dr. I keep seeing pink
cats with three ears, before my eyes"
"Have you seen a doctor before?" "No, just these pink cats with three ears" |
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"Dr. Dr. my son has swallowed
my pen, what should I do?"
"Use a pencil 'till I get there" |
"Dr. Dr. I keep thinking there
is two of me"
"One at a time please" |
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"Dr. Dr. a crab has just bitten
my toe"
"Which one?" "I don't know, all crabs look a like to me" |
"Dr. Dr. I've lost my memory!"
"When did this happen?" "When did what happen?" |
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