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There is this guy spreading
elephant powder in his New York garden. His neighbour looks over
and asks "What are you doing Eric?" Eric looks up and says "Why
I'm spreading Elephant powder on my garden". Confused, his neighbour
tells him "there are no elephants around here Eric". "I know", says
Eric, "It must be good stuff then!"
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